No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness.

No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

You’ve swallowed a planet! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

  1. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!
  2. You’ve swallowed a planet!
  3. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You’ve swallowed a planet! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

  • Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time!

  • Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

    Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

  • I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.

  • You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

    It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

    I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

  • Saving the world with meals on wheels.

  • I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You hit me with a cricket bat.

    It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.

    Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You’ve swallowed a planet! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Saving the world with meals on wheels.

Like a sloth. I can do that.

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.